thanks bin laden

robin and bruce at sear's...

you know who you are.....

i would buy your junk from your junk store because it would be the most fabulous junk store and because i love you.

i would see your live techno dj show and think it was the most innovative original stylings ever because i love you.

i would read your book of short stories and think to myself how moved i am by your magical, inspiring words because i love you.

i would listen to you sing and cry because of the joy it gives you and me because i love you.

i would watch you do the robot for hours because it is just that good and because i love you.

God has given you all gifts and i am so blessed to be able to share them with you.....

you know who you are......

F-A-M-I-L-Y

important family traits according to jade.

i would say something......

but i have an outfit just like this.

keep this on the downlow.....

i had a guy tell me he was a ninja.

he had to think to himself, " i am going to tell that guy i am a ninja."
i admit on the surface it sounds like a good idea, telling a stranger you are a ninja.i am sure somewhere you get preferential treatment and free food if you are a ninja.
i thought if you were a ninja you had to keep it a secret.
maybe he had just become a ninja and was so excited he had to tell someone.

to ease the awkwardness of the moment, i told him i was a secret agent.
it felt good to get that off my chest.

300 pounds

my new weight loss program is working very well. i buy big clothes that look obviously loose and it looks like i lost weight. the program is called " fat clothes, skinny guy " although the program works very well in the winter , it's hard to pull off in the summer. coming soon is the" bruce's BIG not tall " men's store.