how about a nice, warm glass of shut the hell up...

Saturday, November 13, 2010

i lost my mom today

i have found that there is too much to say and no depths of words to say it. i am overwhelmed by the enormity of grief i feel not just for myself but for my brothers and our families. i have cried many tears today and have found that i can't cry enough; i have a broken heart. i am surprised by the flood of memories i've had and how it feels with mom's death i have lost my father all over again. i have no parents. who is going to love me like my mom ?

Friday, August 13, 2010

hold on......

i've never been a fan of r.e.m. but i love this song and the video is very moving. i think alot of people can relate to the " just hold on " feeling.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

i'll have a jack and water, please.


happy jack swimming old school

finley rose


another beautiful girl in my life..........
God is good.

twenty 7


happy birthday baby boy! it is a good day.

that about sums it up.....

i think i'll poke myself in the eye.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

play acting

i remember a time when i felt like i was pretending to be a grown up.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Thursday, April 22, 2010

you know who you are.....

i would buy your junk from your junk store because it would be the most fabulous junk store and because i love you.

i would see your live techno dj show and think it was the most innovative original stylings ever because i love you.

i would read your book of short stories and think to myself how moved i am by your magical, inspiring words because i love you.

i would listen to you sing and cry because of the joy it gives you and me because i love you.

i would watch you do the robot for hours because it is just that good and because i love you.

God has given you all gifts and i am so blessed to be able to share them with you.....

you know who you are......

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

F-A-M-I-L-Y

important family traits according to jade.


Wednesday, March 31, 2010

i would say something......

but i have an outfit just like this.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

keep this on the downlow.....

i had a guy tell me he was a ninja.

he had to think to himself, " i am going to tell that guy i am a ninja."
i admit on the surface it sounds like a good idea, telling a stranger you are a ninja.i am sure somewhere you get preferential treatment and free food if you are a ninja.
i thought if you were a ninja you had to keep it a secret.
maybe he had just become a ninja and was so excited he had to tell someone.

to ease the awkwardness of the moment, i told him i was a secret agent.
it felt good to get that off my chest.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

300 pounds

my new weight loss program is working very well. i buy big clothes that look obviously loose and it looks like i lost weight. the program is called " fat clothes, skinny guy " although the program works very well in the winter , it's hard to pull off in the summer. coming soon is the" bruce's BIG not tall " men's store.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

dead tongues

when someone dies their head rolls to one side and their tongue falls out.if you see someone who looks like this they are dead. no need to check for a pulse, they are dead.

rockstar-inxs>american idol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2D-at18Wyo

jordis unga. THE house band. nate morton THE drummer. real rock. the only question is why would you want to win and be the lead singer for inxs? are you really the winner? ask jd fortune.

jordis is now in a band called angels of mass destruction.intense and funny.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

W.D.Oliver

i miss my dad.

are you kidding me?

my daughter cassie is having another baby. it has brought back memories of how much i have always enjoyed my children. we have fun. we laugh. (at pretty much the same goofy stuff )
i think it is a rule that you have to love your children but i think it is a fortunate few that really like their children....i like my children.